Dear Pete the Pup,

How do you type without an opposable thumb? And what eye liner do you use?

The referees will need corner men based on how many times I witnessed fighters falling and rolling into the back of unsuspecting referees' knees.

We had our first baby in November and I think the most irritating advice we received was: "Get your sleep now." You should never tell a couple that is expecting a child that. Chances are very good that both of them are sleep deprived as a result of being the pregnant one or being the one supporting the pregnant one.

Any place we can send baby clothes, formula, toys and such for this little guy? I'd like to help.

$30K for the GSR?

Wow.

I was waiting for the officials to do the "play on" gestures with their hands as they do in (Euro) football.

Interesting that you had two players down on Blue and the officials let play continue.

Seconded.

Don't be cross.

My coffee is now all over my desk and you, sir, owe me a new keyboard.

That's a valid thought.

My guess is that GM feels the loss of sales in that part of the country will be bolstered by sales in other parts. Research may indicate that the "anti-gay marriage/gay everything" group is a very small segment of the population.

That e-mail count is almost a trophy at this point. I am impressed.

The stereo, no matter how much they claim it's improved, is crap.

The amount of courage that takes...

There are so many ways Anthony Davis can humiliate a man.

If only there was a pre-order available on iTunes now...

Yeah it is. I'm celebrating 4x combos over here. YAAAAYY!

Same.

I went from "that's so boring" to "I watch Premier League every weekend [at 4:45AM occasionally) and actually play the sport every Sunday" after the last World Cup.

There's a lot being made about childrens' names, mostly that whatever "fringe" name being chosen is going to damage the kid. Look, the most common and innocuous of names are subject of ridicule in school. "Richard" is "Dick" and "Rich" rhymes with "bitch." My first name is "Adrian" and I heard about it from…

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