After all this time my favourite part of this gif is that LeBron just eats a mouth guard in one bite.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Never forget.

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

That’s what happens when you fight Duriel in hardcore. He fucks with your grammar for life.

Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

In Diablo II Hardcore, every step you take is another step closer to having to fight Duriel again.

Boxers, wrestlers, BBJ contestants, also weight-cut, its not an isolated problem. Also this wasn’t UFC, this was Bellator, the sport is MMA.

Remember though, the damage here was from exhaustion, not punishment.

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

You dummy. It’s been around since at least the 1960s; it’s a shortened form of “decoy” and has nothing to do with the fucking Mighty Ducks.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.