doublefuckingnewsflash
doublefuckingnewsflash
doublefuckingnewsflash

........Rudy is The Portrait to H. Weinstein’s Dorian Gray.......................

I can say with utmost confidence that this dude has the tiniest dick I have never seen.

That’s pretty much up there as the most spectacularly dumb advice I’ve ever heard. Ever. Why would you shovel millions to anybody who thinks this way?

Perfect!

I feel the same way about pre-nups, but...they’re not a bad idea.

Isn’t it sad when you’ve been so accustomed to a corporation’s wrong-doing that this becomes the first thought: what’s in it for them?

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.