They are carnivorous monsters. Check out a “night on Endor” / “Ewok hunt” in Battlefront 2 (it’s canon so ...). Furry little cow eyed carnivorous monsters.

Yes yes yes this episode is a test for whether you have a soul. No tears— no soul

Does he not understand. Full stop.

Never underestimate the confidence of a mediocre white man.

The first 30 seconds of her video say it all: I, my, mine, me. I work with a number of incredibly smart and talented “millenials” that posses proper self-awareness and common sense. This is not one of them. This is grade A narcissistic millenial idiocy. Instead of shutting up and accepting some degree of…

Borrowing that one.

This is making insanely good sense to me

We told you about Texas man _____

I’m still processing the concept of vaginal elasticity. Does does one measure that using the standardized VAJ? Or are we using metric V-Jays?

So the decision from a given precinct could theoretically be based on the fact that your preferred candidate (let’s say Cruz) is caucusing waaaay on the other side of the room and, well, Trump is right here and ... I mean he’s not that bad so I’ll just hang out here.

We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling twirling towards freedom!