I went to a health food place in a strip mall that advertised "Fresh-Squeezed Juices: Orange, Carrot, Lemon." I thought lemon was lemonade, of course, so when I took my first big mouthful of pure lemon juice, it came as a pretty big shock.

i personally like the dress.

Tightening the sleeves make such a big difference to the whole look!

"Documented" being the operative phrase. Until the incident with Rihanna, Chris Brown did not have a "documented" history of violence either. You don't go from zero to bite marks, not unless you're three years old. But since men are profoundly discouraged from reporting domestic abuse or from taking it seriously it's…

:-( That's really sad, and I understand her pain. I didn't stay either even though I very much believe he's not a Violent Person. I also have a child with him so I will admit that there is a certain amount of coping happening on my part and I would never deny that I don't have a bias. I don't want to come off as an…

Aren't we always telling WOMEN "If he hits you once, he'll do it again"? That is the way it begins. With one violent incident. And who knows how many times it happened before the authorities found out? She just went nuts one time? That shit escalates. It starts with emotional abuse and builds up.

She's really sorry this time and she'll never do anything like that again, baby. She swears. You know she loves him.

The cutest dresses at Target are invariably the maternity ones. I don't know how they manage it but every damn time I find something I like it's maternity.

As someone who actually cares most of their extra weight on their belly, this is actually kinda helpful. Hell, even when I was skinny I occasionally bought maternity items. This was also the point in my life where I could buy little plaid skirts in the little girls' section. I still occasionally grab items from…

Target NEVER has any cute plus options for women. Ever. But more than once, I've found myself ogling a pretty maternity top from them and even bought one once because it fit my bust so well.

I don't wear plus sizes but I am ALWAYS wandering into the maternity section at Target and finding cute stuff before I realize where I am.

Yes, but have you heard of any state that has forced incubation of a 14 week-old fetus? I've heard of families choosing to have a woman in an advanced pregnancy stay on life support a few weeks at most, in order to give the fetus time to develop and get stronger before delivery by Caesarean section, but I've never…

And if you want to see Jennifer Saunders do a dead-on Maggie Smith impression, go to YouTube and search Upstairs Downstairs Abbey to see the BBC Comic Relief skit parodying Downton Abbey.

She stole every damn scene in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Given the quality of the entire cast, it was quite the feat!

My fave role of her is also the Dowager Countess, however, to me she is first and foremost the housekeeper in the movie version of The Secret Garden.

You've never seen California Suite?! She won the Oscar for her performance, and deservedly so. Go and watch!

I am deeply disappointed that nobody has mentioned A Room With a View. I am also OLD.

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This is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. The fact that someone knitted a tuxedo sweater for a penguin is hilarious.

Our local hospital is taking donations of cast-socks and -mittens that are meant to cover the poor tootsies and fingers otherwise left exposed to the Minnesotan elements. Baby blankets, booties, and stocking caps are also accepted. Call around if you feel like knitting charitably!