Buttered English muffins are the SHIT. And good with so many toppings. Jam! Honey! Fruit butter! Cinnamon sugar! Poached eggs! And, I just discovered when I was stoned and digging through the cupboards for something sweet, lemon curd. The melted butter and the lemon curd soaked into the nooks and crannies so it was…

Really sorry! Eggs benedict is NOT around enough! Too delicious to be occasional.

Damn you, now I want my Dad's Christmas Morning eggs bennie.

This shit is actual gold.

It's a little disturbing how much butter I put on my bread. Crusty bread with butter is my kryptonite.

The craziest thing I've read is that movie theatre popcorn used to be cooked in coconut oil Which is delicious and one of the most nutritious fats out there. And then everyone freaked out about saturated fat and they switched to "heathly" partially hydrogenated oils! FAN-EFFING-TASTIC, health people!

I heard someone describe her as "born on third base and thinks she hit a triple."

No shit. I've remarried and changed jobs, but I had a few years of being a single mom with no local family and an office job and that is the hardest fucking thing I've ever done. Not for one second do I believe her two weeks of long days (with nannies, etc) even comes close to that level of hard.

"Let them clock in."

As much as I'm annoyed by her, I could understand her comment if she were talking about making movies all year round or taking leading parts that would take considerably longer than two weeks to film. Her children are in school and can't come with her, so it seems like the equivalent of long business trips.

Ha, yeah. I'm trying to be nice because I know breakups are hard, but MEET ME HALFWAY, GOOP.

Yeah, I mean it's incredibly insensitive. She's correct that film set hours and travel can be insane, but on the other hand it's like a month or two out of the year, at MOST. Sometimes it's a matter of weeks. Not to mention she gets the corresponding pay, which makes it incredibly easy to hire top of the line help…

She's our generation's Marie Antoinette isn't she.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

Aretha, Patti and Cher still are awesome.

I don't believe that "with age" we necessarily fall behind. Maybe Madonna's ego and lack of introspection has renders her clueless.

I literally felt sick @ "call out culture."
Is that what you guys call yourselves?

As a dog lover, I don't get the concept of being disgusted by the adoption of purebreds any more than I get the mindset of the poster ranting about crazy mutts going wild and killing your children. Both ideas are so unwavering and quite frankly a shame as it negates the positives of all dogs. With that off my chest,…

I get very disgusted by people adopting a specific breed...

Telling people you are 'disgusted' by their actions is not a very good way of winning them to your cause. Try and understand where they're coming from, and then you might have a better chance of helping them see your side.