“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“VERY MEDIOCRE Hollywood liberal Tom, Arnold is jealous over his Ex-Wife Roseanne’s (and a very good Friend of mine) VERY high ratings for her show that wants to make American great, is trying to distract from Funeral Day of an important Woman in AMERICAN history (Mother of man I beat bigly)“

That was truly incredible to Widnes

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

Find another gym rat I suppose.

Boston fans are devastated at the loss but you have to hand it to them. Almost to a one they seem confident that they have enough raw athleticism on the roster to compensate for the loss of hustle, grit and leadership.

I didn’t realize that when you play away from home your ownership, fans, and national origin instantly change.

OK, I’m going to try to clear this up:

Lopez’s punch was so slow, Stevie Wonder could have dodged it even if he was blind.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

I put on my wizard hat

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

Running to the defense of Tom Brady doesn’t count.