I can’t speak to your experience because I’m a very pale white man.

“Somebody” could be anybody, and anybody is Nick Diaz.

Bayless: “Give it up, Lebron, you’ll never be MJ. He did what you do, but did it first and being the first makes you superior which is why my new show’s takes will be the best takes and please tune in, please.”

Can we get to Detroit already? I need my annual ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER fix.

Why is Samer’s head so small?

Asked for his response, Pete Rose refused to take time away from signing autographs at the Murfreesboro IHOP.

Fah cue, ya pissah!

What's so offensive about a drunken, screaming, sunburnt Pennsylvanian?

And to think Hayne had the natural advantage of always spinning the other way than his defenders expected.

Pretty sure they’re not Cardinals fans.

Take a bow.

The one city with three major sports teams outside the USA gets routinely hosed by bad officiating in baseball and basketball. Alarmingly so.

Mike McCarthy telling someone to lose weight is like Bobby Knight reminding someone to keep their cool.

In what backwards jurisdiction do you not need to plead the relief sought?

“Who?”

“Shit.”

With all those anti-estrogenic drugs, he’s going to have a hard time responding to Cormier’s repeated chirps that he’s a giant pussy.

I’d love to hear Jason Whitlock recommend BBQ joints, but that’s about it.

Richard McLaren was my Sports Law professor at Western University in Ontario. He has the best stories:

Good of him to come out of that basement where he's apparently been huffing glue for the last 16 months.