This take is so bland it’s infuriating. Not everything needs to be reported to cops. Kids’ lives, future works prospects, and education do not need to be jeopardized every time they do something wrong.

Johnny, baby...

Keep in mind, he is being charged with exposing himself to a bunch of people who, after this photo was taken, got naked and showered together.

Reboot!

Hard mode: Fernando Pisani.

Slightly drunk non-homer here. He turns his foot, and the puck bounces off it in the air, over the net, and hits the goalie in the side of the head. The goalie shits a brick because he felt it but can’t see it, and starts backing up. As he backs up, the puck rolls down his back and into the net.

Mike Trout has 1 MVP and 3 runners up (arguably should have 4 MVPs). He’s not even 25 yet.

I love hipster contrarian ego pieces like this.

He sings with all the enthusiasm I have waiting in line for the men's room at a baseball game when I really have to go but don't want to stand around in piss while I do it.

Just floating this out there: what if they’re right? What if Kane has a security system with video? What if they actually DO know what happened?

I’m curious: is there anything at all he’s allowed to say?

By the way, Durant’s photos are great for anyone who loves their subject to be framed dead centre and without any interesting perspective.

The answer isn’t that simple. It’s what the responsibilities of the valet are, in accordance with the normal course of his employment, and whether he did or did not do what he should have done in that context.

he just gave up and ripped off himself for the climax

I'd be upset too if I'd never seen Christmas.

What everyone forgets is: if college athletes get paid actual money for their services, they’ll forget the not-actual money they are not paid by their colleges.

A friend of mine went crazy once. Yelling and running everywhere.

But there was DNA on her: under her fingernails and on her shoulder, where there were bite marks.

Serious questions: how many professional cameras are there in the stadium for a regular season game? How about for a playoff game?

Can we get a comparison shot of smug-ass-looking Bannister after the umps ruled Odor scored despite clearly having called the play dead and ordering him back to third against conniption-level Bannister after Bautista ripped his team’s heart out and took a bite in front of the entire world?