I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

NEVER FORGET

if only there was a way to get facial hair without the hassle.............. 

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

Sigh....It’s going to be so hard going from the Obamas to whoever we get next.

I am in love and in awe with him so much right now. I mean, I loved him before... but no fucks Obama is amaze.

I admit I do. I mean, it would be awful, but Michelle is so perfect and better than us mere humans, she could handle it, kick orange baby ass, and pull off a stunning gown by a relatively unknown designer at the same time.

I am surprised he hasn’t. She’s absolutely impeccable though, what could he possibly say without completely submarining his dumpster fire of a campaign?

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

YES! Beautiful. I’m torn into thinking he’s too afraid of Michelle to actually do that though. Nobody fucks with Michelle.

He was totally baiting him and Trump will take it, whiny little boy that he is.
Speaking of which, did you know the White House told Trump “I wish you would say something about Michelle?”

We all need to appreciate “Zero Fucks” Obama calling Trump a whiny little crybaby to the international press. I AM LIVING FOR THIS.

Anyone associated with the Bears has to be by now.

On... on his foot, right?

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Ha. Yeah, I get what you mean. I think there are a few Greens that aren’t like Stein, in fact I know a few who ran for offices in Chicago. I think if they start to open the field and show themselves to be a real alternative, more ... reasonable?... people will start to run under the banner.

Why? Even if Trump managed to scare certain people away from the good ideas of socialism, Sanders would also have more support than Clinton does now.

If Sanders had won the primary (and I won’t rehash whether or not the primaries were fairly contested), there is zero doubt he would have a 15-point lead right now and win over 400 electoral votes. I would have donated every spare penny I had to him. Alas.