There was also a question from a bald, wide eyed, crazy old man who asked.

Serb-standard effort.

I think the problem was that he was Russian his shot, personally.

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

You mean when Ann Coulter was just a filly.

She was Ann Coulter when Ann Coulter was just a little boy.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

He looks like a blacksmith who is happy to tell you about the history of this little village in Skyrim.

What are you talking about? This tweet is terrifying.

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

Overheard at bar recently:

Dude, Fred Hoiberg is your new coach. Defense don’t live there no more.

WHAT THE FUCK, BRO????? WHY ARE WE SOOOO FCUKING STUPID?????

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Then maybe you should stop sticking your dick in her corpse.