-Ball chucking despite being terrible.

Excellent work. Have an (unaffiliated) star.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

I don’t think its a surprise that Taj was so chill about this - he’s not known for being offensive...

And what do the 76ers have to show for 4 years of tanking? Okafir (who looks pretty good but seems to hate the culture there). And Noel. A great rim protector who is absolute garbage on offense.

In the old days, Joe Namath could spend Saturday night drinking tequila out of a stewardess’ navel, as long as he won on Sunday.

Guys are running away with that 25% chance to pick first. After that just a few more years of tanking to fill out the roster and...oh shit Okafor just signed with Miami. Well shit.

Whether they do or do not cover democrats the same way, it does not negate the content of this article.

This is such a strawman. Show me a Democratic presidential candidate who is anywhere near as batshit insane as Carson or Trump.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

Yeah, but how far can he punt a football?

Hey, just a heads-up: the new font is ass.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

If only he had thrown himself to the wolves instead. Then they wouldn't have caught him.

That’s Geno

I don’t like you making fun of the former Dallas Texans. So as a blog writer of sorts to my friends, family and “others” via Facebook the article from Drew is about as poor as it gets!! Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin? Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me…

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.

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