Seriously. Fuck that. She’s got a solid track record of failing on her own. Just because she and her backers hijacked the DNC and convinced them to make us all fail with her is not our fault.

And here we are...

I live in Chicago. I work in software, so I can prioritize function over fashion this time of year, but some of the outfits I see commuting in the winter... smh.

Did you see the picture she tweeted? Cute, sure, but c’mon.

Yeah, this shit is only going to get worse. We’re about to find out how strong is that Constitution conservatives love to hump, as well as their fealty to it. I am not optimistic.

I picked a bad year to stop smoking.

Nah, it’ll be spun such that it’s the fault of liberals/minorities/youth. They’ll see it, but they’ll see it through an entirely different (and false) lens. Guaranfuckintee it. I’ll report back after visiting my family next Thanksgiving.

I think that’d be fine if it were accompanied by a history of Cuba, America’s interactions (one may say meddling) throughout that history, the suffering caused by the regime that Castro and his revolution overthrew, America’s attempts to cripple Cuba through embargo and straight up assassinate its leadership, the…

Yeah, I can get into that!

I’m all for sensible gun control, too, but it’s been all downhill since he retired the six-shooters.

Masturbating feels good, though! Trust me, I’d rather fuck someone. Tell me who we’re going to fuck, and I’m in.

I thought Metallica was cool, too, until I learned about Scandinavia. Do this instead, metalheads.

Scorching comment on the Atlas Rise video: “Loving this Iron Maiden cover band!”

How about another Rally to Restore Sanity? I mean, I guess it didn’t work last time, but it can’t hurt.

Question, fellow Stewart lover: Is he ok? I mean... He looks terrible. Is there some health issue going on? I hope not.

Word. I just took a road trip through Mississippi (hey, NOLA was worth it), and their highways all have signs that say “Keep Mississippi Beautiful.” Wait, “Keep”? But “Make America Great Again”? GTFO.

He wasn’t last night. They died in the third because his man completely ignored him and moved into driving lanes. What’s double frustrating is that it gave me flashbacks to the stagnancy that killed my Bulls teams back in the Thibs days. I don’t hold much hope for a creator/non-scorer like Rubio in this offense.

For my money, nobody’s done it better than Ben Stein. Check out this fanciful shit. http://spectator.org/good-bye-america/