Ah, fuck it, we’ll just blame it on rio.

This one was good too. Bought it with the gift money from my bar mitzvah

Oh lord, I suppose there are no places in Canada that are as white as Iowa? Good grief.

For his next trick, he plans on cornering the market for candy and then denying it to children.

Except she is a Scottish hero

What is an OK Go? What is a music video? This whole article is basically gibberish.

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It is Palin-esque in its eloquence

There is like an 80% correlation between this list and the biggest assholes in Congress. I’m sure most of these guys would make the list, plus a few others who apparently are so rich that they didn’t need gobs of NRA cash to shill for the gun industry.

I’m dying to know more about his plan for the large breasts. I mean, he’s in Texas, so they’re already huge, right?

I’m sure lots of 42 year old athletes die of heart failure.

Pretty sure “women’s issues” = breast implants.

their surveillance of Kardashian and other models with significant social media platforms, falls under the purview of “Operation Spider 2.”

A very ambitious and evidently serious American expatriate patriot

What a sad day for America when a woman can’t make a living wage from showing her cooter to drunk assholes.

Maybe we can just get strippers to start driving for Uber and Lyft. The market always provides a solution.

Whaaaa? We have an out of control dumpster fire raging right here in the US and I don’t see any international support to fight Trump.

Not clear to me why the taxi industry in Austin - and other cities - doesn’t develop or buy/license an app for their own cars. In NY you can hail and pay for a cab via app. The industry obviously works together on other things, come together to beat Uber at its own game, or at least compete.

North and South Carolina are socialist hotbeds, dontcha know?

No kink shaming!