It is Palin-esque in its eloquence

There is like an 80% correlation between this list and the biggest assholes in Congress. I’m sure most of these guys would make the list, plus a few others who apparently are so rich that they didn’t need gobs of NRA cash to shill for the gun industry.

I’m dying to know more about his plan for the large breasts. I mean, he’s in Texas, so they’re already huge, right?

I’m sure lots of 42 year old athletes die of heart failure.

Pretty sure “women’s issues” = breast implants.

their surveillance of Kardashian and other models with significant social media platforms, falls under the purview of “Operation Spider 2.”

A very ambitious and evidently serious American expatriate patriot

What a sad day for America when a woman can’t make a living wage from showing her cooter to drunk assholes.

Maybe we can just get strippers to start driving for Uber and Lyft. The market always provides a solution.

Not clear to me why the taxi industry in Austin - and other cities - doesn’t develop or buy/license an app for their own cars. In NY you can hail and pay for a cab via app. The industry obviously works together on other things, come together to beat Uber at its own game, or at least compete.

North and South Carolina are socialist hotbeds, dontcha know?

No kink shaming!

Jokes are supposed to be funny though, not just deal with provocative topics. None of these jokes are funny.

None of this was funny. It just wasn’t.

Oxford, Alabama

The torch’s path from Athens to Rio really says it all, don’t it?

Two women on the ticket? What is she trying to lose the election?

Of course you can. And you can sometimes sue people - not just in this context - for stealing your maybes.

Hmmm, perhaps what is being stolen is not the intellectual property but the money that the artist could have made by selling that IP?