Jokes are supposed to be funny though, not just deal with provocative topics. None of these jokes are funny.

None of this was funny. It just wasn’t.

Oxford, Alabama

The torch’s path from Athens to Rio really says it all, don’t it?

Two women on the ticket? What is she trying to lose the election?

Hearst Tower in NY is one of my faves.

Of course you can. And you can sometimes sue people - not just in this context - for stealing your maybes.

Hmmm, perhaps what is being stolen is not the intellectual property but the money that the artist could have made by selling that IP?

Not sure why this is so hard for people to understand. Is it a generational thing? I came of age at a time when Wall St and others were doing this on the regular but there was a backlash against this nonsense many years ago in the rest of corporate America. Why would anyone think hiring any scantily clad women at a…

Thank you for explaining how the law works to me. Should come in handy in my work as a lawyer. We sometimes take cases on contingency when we believe there will be a big payout. Other firms do it much more often. You are wrong.

How to make oatmeal well.

This is a terrible lawsuit. They have no claim. If they did have a claim, they would be able to find a lawyer who would take this case on contingency, especially because the defendant is not a big corporation, so this won’t get super expensive. If they have to pay fees for this case, it is because there is no case.…

Was there with children. Highly recommend smoking (or even better, vaping) some weed to get thru the day. It is not irresponsible, especially if you are (a) a pothead or (b) there with another parental figure. Anyway, there are plenty of Disney employees around to worry about your child’s safety.

I assume it is because they thought it was more likely for a man to pay attention to misogyny when he perceives it as directed toward women in his life, like his mother or daughter, rather than at “50% of the population.” People - especially people who would even consider voting for Trump, but really most people -…

That is my second favorite Lincoln quote.

No good conservative driver would ever turn left. I call bs on these NASCAR phonies.

You have to expect that it will happen with a series of tubes. A dump truck wouldn’t have these problems

Love the zojirushi