Agreed. But if you are trying to hide the existence of your secret stealth plane technology, it might be a better ruse to pretend you were doing something other than testing a cloaking device that made the plane invisible/stealthy. Ok, so it’s a different (nonsense) device, but the enemy still knows you’re in the…

Just like every other old Jew I ever played bball with.

On the other hand, there is finally a place safe enough for Mike Huckabee to use the public toilet.

If God didn’t want us to take pleasure in the misfortune of others, He wouldn’t have made it so much fun.

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Those are not marijuana eyes. I’m guessing by the end of the 90 minutes the marijuana they found is just whatever he wasn’t able to eat during the preceding 90 minutes.

I have to imagine his stupid vanity video game cost him a pretty penny. Good thing he gets to suck on the Kardashian teat, for now.

What, everyone doesn’t already keep a log of their wood?

Why do I think Kanye views Zoolander as a documentary?

What was hard? Finding people willing to take his money to make his stupid vanity game? Doubtful.

Eh, no one is forcing him to live that life with that name.

Looks to me like she had some work done and is objecting to the notion of having more work done. Still, that’s her choice and fuck tv for messing with people’s heads.

Because it is bad for the league’s image to be seen as promoting alcohol use

If republicans had to choose one set of policies, they would have mostly chosen Obama’s. Until he chose those policies. That’s how this works.

Isn’t dabbing a method of smoking weed? It would be really helpful to us Olds if slang words can pick one definition and stick to it.

Pfft. That doesn’t even rhyme

At this point it may be easier to just refer to women who were not assaulted by Cosby

I don’t follow sportball except for the occasional article here that’s linked at Gawker and even I got it. Nicely done.

How dare you! Everyone loves pretzels!!

I have been to Seattle and it is rare to find anyone there who is even an 8.