Those are not marijuana eyes. I’m guessing by the end of the 90 minutes the marijuana they found is just whatever he wasn’t able to eat during the preceding 90 minutes.

I have to imagine his stupid vanity video game cost him a pretty penny. Good thing he gets to suck on the Kardashian teat, for now.

What, everyone doesn’t already keep a log of their wood?

Why do I think Kanye views Zoolander as a documentary?

What was hard? Finding people willing to take his money to make his stupid vanity game? Doubtful.

Eh, no one is forcing him to live that life with that name.

Looks to me like she had some work done and is objecting to the notion of having more work done. Still, that’s her choice and fuck tv for messing with people’s heads.

Because it is bad for the league’s image to be seen as promoting alcohol use

If republicans had to choose one set of policies, they would have mostly chosen Obama’s. Until he chose those policies. That’s how this works.

Isn’t dabbing a method of smoking weed? It would be really helpful to us Olds if slang words can pick one definition and stick to it.

Pfft. That doesn’t even rhyme

At this point it may be easier to just refer to women who were not assaulted by Cosby

I don’t follow sportball except for the occasional article here that’s linked at Gawker and even I got it. Nicely done.

How dare you! Everyone loves pretzels!!

I have been to Seattle and it is rare to find anyone there who is even an 8.

It’s someone who’s not good looking enough to be a leading man/lady

Whoopi said, “I won once. So it can’t be that racist.”

In 2012 he was arrested after allegedly fleeing the scene of a scooter accident.

Or they can just move to surge pricing