In my experience, people who get mad at what they perceive as other people treating them as if they are stupid are usually, in fact, stupid.

Sex is great, but I have a 30+ year relationship with my hands and know my body better than any woman - including my wife - ever will. No matter how much sex I have, or how great it is, I will always jerk off.

Um, so a thousand guys (maybe) in the entire US (or maybe the world) signing onto a FB page is now a trend? This is worse than the NY Times Style section that gets ragged on over here at Gawker Media all the time. And does anyone really care if these MRA numbskulls don’t like sluts experienced women? Saves the women…

Is this really so bad? I get being offended by the attractiveness comment, but saying that women have more compassion? Or that Buddhism doesn’t like homosexuality but has no problem with the rest of society enjoying ass play and masturbation? I am just a man, so I probably don’t get it, but what is so offensive about…

I hope he has those apple bottom jeans and the boots with the ferrrrrr.

She was also the worst camerawoman in the world; I cannot believe it is best practice to just purposefully drop your camera in the middle of a story.

They need to make that clearer in the pre-flight instructions. Most people flying into and out of McCarran are probably idiots anyway.

I am Supremely confident that the chief objective will be justice.

she didn’t get what she ordered.

If she has learned nothing else in her brief but literal 23 years on this planet, she has certainly learned the art of using bullshit business lingo.

Would it be rude or politically incorrect to inquire why a marine officer from a rich and connected family who also worked as an intern in the White House is now working as a Rams cheerleader? Seems incongruous, is all.

I think it is more the Butterfly Effect

I knew I liked you Vanessa

Also, if you are a woman, laying spread eagle on the couch while diddling yourself is not a bad strategy.

Holy shit, the WWE Performance Center near Orlando, Florida may be the most Florida place in Florida.

I caught a momentary glimpse of our future together and it was ... highly erotic. But I’m logging off now to go home, so this will (unfortunately) have to be reconvened at another time. And somewhere other than Jezebel, ideally, because these ladies cannot handle the kinds of things I need to say to you.

I just got chills.

What else did you wonder?

I was wondering when I’d hear from you again.