Oh hell yes. I’m there if you are La.

No man with a functioning penis would put a knife down his pants like that.

Again, any day that ends in a “Y” is appropriate for that

Lakes and oceans are both disgusting. But the creatures that live in them are often delicious. I try to stay away from the filters though.

Disagree. In the 1980s, Shaggy left the hippie life behind, became a yuppie and made a fortune on Wall Street, and now votes solidly Republican while complaining about his taxes and the lack of family values in today’s youth.

Don’t Drink the Water

Oh, I’ll go out on a limb and say that’s probably one of the least awful things about this (alleged) human

Scott Eastwood definitely is opposed to bogus materialistic shit, corporatism and stuff

Fuck Sophia, Princess Amber is where it’s at.

I know Hiltzik is considered the top of the PR game, but Men’s Fitness and New York? Those magazines, big with homosexual men and east coast liberals, respectively, hardly seem like the NFL’s target demographic.

The only pile is on that white toast

Mmmm. Is that chopped liver? Just like mama used to make.

Crazy people never think they are crazy. It’s always everyone else.

Around my office, they are always having events for women, who outnumber the men. Women only drinks after work, women only excursions, etc. But nothing for the men and we are not allowed to join the women.

Grown (alleged) adults actually do this stuff? To kids? And think it is funny? It is not. These people are assholes.

You don't mess with the Zlatan

That's why when you're high, it's really not a good time to drive, study for a test, or play sports that require coordination, like tennis or baseball.

The Uncanny Valley

Maybe at The Men's Wearhouse.

Give it up dude. It's a non-issue. There are so many awful things about this guy, focusing on the place of his birth reflects misplaced priorities.