Holy shit, I never even heard of that one before. What is it in? What happens to me if I eat it? I think I just fed some to my baby and he turned Latino. What's going on here?

There is too much to comment on here. My head is starting to explode.

Yep, totally the Middletons that did it. Should have stuck with the Uppertons only.

Camilla: Charles dahling, do you detect the scent of flatulence on my finger? I just put my hand down me bum and it smells a bit odder than usual.

No, you weren't unclear. And I don't expect them to say they will miss him (although Papa Bear stood up for Brian Williams), but I disagree with your premise. Jon Stewart was good for business for Fox News. They need these made up "beefs" just like the WWE and hip hop. It sells tickets and moves merch.

Is that really the issue here? Whether the dolphin consented? We keep dolphins in cages for our amusement, we torture and eat chickens and cows and pigs, force animals to breed and then pump them full of drugs so they grow faster so we can kill them sooner and cheaper and we cut open the brains of our closest living…

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If you think any of them, besides maybe Huck, is a true believer, then you will never truly understand the cravenness that is Fox News. They sell to the True Believers but they themselves are not. Think of them as Revivalist Preachers, bringing false hope and lies to the faithful while lining their pockets with the…

It really couldn't be easier. My sister-in-law made $3,500 working from home last week using this method. Think how much @DiGiornio she could buy with that scratch!

Here's how it works. It's science. Just send me $10 and in 4-6 weeks the Commissions will come rolling in, like a roll of soft Charmin.

Nope. Everyone needs a foil. These folks (faux?) are entertainers and they know Stewart and Colbert were good for business for them too.

Needs Chipotloway

He also says he'd let his son play football, but would urge him to be aware of his health and not try to play his way through concussions.

Find a time machine back to last century when this disease was actually eradicated.

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

So I'm not a car guy, but I love to read some of these Jalopnik posts. I also am currently a one-car family - the wife commutes by car, I use public transport - and looking for something for me to drive. I don't want to spend too much, because the car will be parked 90% of the time. I'd like something a bit different…

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No, statements attributed to Lee. We only get her words through her attorney, not from her. From the NY Times article:

And not to be that guy, but it should have been dispersing