Mine too. And I would go back in a second (if I didn't have many other places I'd also like to visit). It goes against everything I believe, but it really is The Happiest Place on Earth™

Yes, and there are few jobs for professional athletes over the age of 40. Why is it that this conversation always revolves around movies? If you are an actress over 40 and can get work in commercials, on stage, or on tv, is that really a tragedy? There are relatively few movies released theatrically every year, but…

(seems like a lot of trouble for nothing?)

But you have to admit that it often is pms

onion tam tams used to be my favorites

I'm a hater but the Orlando park blew me away when I visited for the first time a few years ago with my wife and daughters. Amazingly impressive operation they run there.

Rob Schneider

The fact that you even know that statistic just proves my point.

Not sure how old you are, but this is a time honored tradition in American politics and media. They went after GWB for his golfing, his mountain biking and clearing the brush on his ranch. They went after Clinton for those trips to The Vineyard and for golfing. They even went after Bush I bc of his trips to…

So let me get this straight: we are ok with a show propagates corporate propaganda and that whitewashes the jerkiness of corporate America, but when they show the shit that (female) employees really face everyday, that is when the outrage comes? We should be glad they showed this episode, it is good for people to see…

Well I'm no expert, but that seems like a major flaw in the system

The point of going to this nice restaurant for this young gentleman was to get into the knickers of his young consort, not the culinary experience. The price of the meal was the (hoped for) price of admission. If he thought he could have pulled it off at a Friday's, he certainly would have been there instead.

Somehow that proves whether you were ass-blasted by alien ghosts

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At least the original gun rack can still get some use!

Take your fancy logic elsewhere son.

and maybe a bit stoned?

Yup, especially compared to middle school level drivel that are the Amy Pascal-Scott Rudin emails.

But this is ALWAYS the dream they sell at W-S and Barefoot Contessa and Martha Stewart and any other doily mill: the idea of EFFORTLESSNESS. Not only must you dazzle your guests with fresh lobster marshmallows and candied steak-tip pie, but you have to look as if you made that shit appear on the table as if by magic.…

I have to assume that if the shit actually hit the floor, then he did it on purpose, as in popped a squat and relieved himself. I'd be more inclined to assume accidental shitting or sharting if the poop stayed in the pants. FWIW