Take your fancy logic elsewhere son.

and maybe a bit stoned?

Yup, especially compared to middle school level drivel that are the Amy Pascal-Scott Rudin emails.

But this is ALWAYS the dream they sell at W-S and Barefoot Contessa and Martha Stewart and any other doily mill: the idea of EFFORTLESSNESS. Not only must you dazzle your guests with fresh lobster marshmallows and candied steak-tip pie, but you have to look as if you made that shit appear on the table as if by magic.…

I have to assume that if the shit actually hit the floor, then he did it on purpose, as in popped a squat and relieved himself. I'd be more inclined to assume accidental shitting or sharting if the poop stayed in the pants. FWIW

Waze did not pay for the street. Maybe the residential street was not built to accommodate a certain amount of traffic but now it has twice as much which will require it to be replaced much sooner. The city and its residents pay to keep up the street, not necessarily the same municipality that pays for the highway,…

I gave up pretending.

Because the only killing that children see should be the killing they see on tv, movies, video games, the news, and the internet. Seeing the killing of animals for food is wrong, and actually a crime in some states.

Is that you Warren?

That is an amusing story

5 hour energy is run by an Indian-American, Princeton educated, former monk. And has more of a boost than Coca Cola.

It's not his fault if RI gave him the money. That's on you.

It has been shown that those who pass the Knowledge actually manage to increase the size of their hippocampuses.

Not true either. Very difficult to finish, but doable with enough perseverance

Can't even imagine suggesting to my wife that I go to a concert with a 3 week old baby at home, especially the first child. Maybe if it was someone I was dying to see for my whole life, but Everclear?

If you observe dangerous driving, you can dial 911 on your cellular phone to report it to the CHP while it is occurring.

"Far too lazy" is obviously a relative concept, because you managed to lay down quite a few words about fonts. I salute you sir.

It is always hard to question someone's style of parenting without sounding like an asshole (I'm referring to what follows in my comment, not to your comment). But in my opinion, letting your child "hone their sense of what feels right and what doesn't" has some dangers. I think a parent's job is to help the child…

Please. Do you really expect trained police officers to be able to differentiate between two completely different white men? It's not like that skill is necessary for their jobs or anything.

Hale's story in the Guardian states that names have been changed. It is not a news story and I'm pretty sure it has not been fact checked by an "internationally renowned paper of record."