In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

Exactly. 1 still seems like BS. But when you see them all lined up together, it looks pretty fucking shady. But she has a quiet reputation for doing this. All of her ideas are taken from little known artists. Not saying she doesn’t put her own spin on things but she’s not the visionary that she’s painted to be.

I don’t think it’s legitimate to complain that a third party who wasn’t responsible for the tragedy didn’t offer enough money to its victims. I really don’t want to live in a world in which private businesses are required to maintain the degree of security that would be necessary to make an event like this impossible.…

don’t act like the theater is some magnanimous entity for telling people who had lost children, partners, friends, and mobility that $2,000 was generous enough.

It’s not like theater shootings are happening around the clock. I mean, if you don’t take your kids to a movie theater because there might be a shooting, shouldn’t you never take them on a road trip because highway accidents happen? Never let them ride a bike because they might get hit by a car or fall and break a…

They tried to pay them off and make it go away even when it was clear they would win. The lady who rejected it ruined it. She couldn’t let it go.

Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet.

But the theater tried to settle with them and give them money. These four plaintiffs refused because they . . . wanted more money. For something that clearly wasn’t the theater’s fault.

Won’t bother me or (I’m guessing) the majority of cinema-goers.

I feel like the blame should really go on the scumbag lawyers that convinced these people to sue the theater.

They offered then a pretty good settlement considering they were found not liable already and were clearly not at fault. And the plaintiffs didn’t take it.

Not trying to be dense, but can you explain what you mean? If you were hosting a dinner party and people barged into your house — are you responsible? I understand if they’d been negligent or unsafe, but it doesn’t seem like that was the case.

The initial lawsuit was pretty damn frivolous, though.

Not really. Hopefully people will think twice next time an ambulance chasing lawyer calls them.

Or for people who don’t have kids. I biked 100 miles this month because I have all the time! I’ll wear leggings wherever I please.

on a scale of 1 to infinity, how dull do you think a conversation with Paris Hilton would be?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?

Hope he’s got a hefty insurance policy for when the Marlins decide to throw 95 into his ribs to soothe their hurted feefees, because baseball is a sport played by grown men.