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Remember how Courtois got mad at his teammate Simon Mignolet for saying that Mignolet was aiming to be Belgium’s first-choice goalkeeper?

Good luck Tim as the White House’s new communication director. The President’s twitter feed will be so much better with your gifs.

So a bunch of kids just wandered into this cave then realized it was a lot more serious than they thought? Eh, I’ve seen Stranger Things.

But he’s played with them on FIFA once!

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Simeone disagrees with you.

Stewardess: Can I have your attention please, the plane’s engine is on fire, and both the pilot and co-pilot are unconscious. Is there anybody on board who can fly and land this plane safely?

THANK YOU. Came here to respond the same. Our two national teams might not be as good as Brazil vs Argentina, but the hatred is absolutely there. Even a momentary googling of fan behavior at Azteca would make this perfectly clear. Bags of urine, protective barriers, closed coliseum sections, requiring extra f-ing…

It wouldn’t be a Billy Haisley column without a superfluous dig at American soccer fans/players/teams.

You know who’s super rich and is meeting world leaders? Mohammed Bin Salman.

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

Look, we can’t be certain that German doesn’t get Messi and Aguero.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Wow. I did not see that coming. The Cavs must be devastated. This series looked like it was theirs to lose. But the NBA playoffs are just one surprise after another.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

That injury left fans in the dark for over two months

You’d think someone with a title like “Chief Knowledge Officer” wouldn’t be so fucking stupid.

I mean really. Crossfit gyms are called boxes for a reason, man.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.