“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.

Tough draw for Arsenal.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

Forcing a player to eat candy bars while his teammates work out is a humiliating and counterproductive tactic stolen, I shit you not, from the Miss Trunchbull playbook of terrorizing leadership:

“I was doing what they asked me to do, trying to gain the weight, but at the time, I just couldn’t gain the weight”

“We need to get to the bottom of this”

The NCAA with their rules around indentured servitude are also complicit in a long reaching way. Players are not as free to say “fuck this” and quickly transfer to a program where they are treated humanely (much less paid for their labor -perish the thought). Coach Gunnery Sgt. Hartman and his merry band of macho men…

And we said Maryland wouldn’t fit in the Big Ten.

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

he just wanted to make sure there weren’t any slip-ups

Well are you pirating or not?

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

This is a misleading article. They’ve been considering this rule change at least since Junior Seau skipped his enshrinement. 

This must be Q

No surprise that his slander of a great chicken man would piss off Purdue.

On the bright side for Schnatter, the Research Center in Economics will put his name on a research paper.

I don’t know about you, but I often attack people with my neck and my chest. You should see the bruises I get. It’s a bold move. People don’t expect you to come at them neck first.

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

No, weapons.