Shut Up and Dribble: My Second Term by Ronald Reagan, available in paperback

Man, his boss is going to be piste off.

+1”

I’m sure every high school girl is waiting to turn 18 so they can get with this hot piece of ass:

Yeah, Jean Reno did.

Mike Pence is going to sit so fucking hard.

Good thing Julio had just inked a new contract.

Socrathrees

You could have just used the NBC feed for the Patriot’s call.

Somebody is going to get dry humped tonight!

Oh the res sure sucks in my old Kentucky dome.

Cold-hearted, funny, and accurate +1

They already made a Red Dawn remake.

The sex toy was not a gift, just memorabilia from a recent NFL game.

Pinch me if this is deja vu.

Most South American teams wait until the game to try and light goalkeepers on fire.

Yes they exist, German teams use them a lot and they are fucking awesome

Harding was forced to resort to all kinds of humiliating stunts, including a celebrity boxing match against Paula Jones, in order to earn a paycheck

The ref has already been suspended and offered a full apology to the player

It’s so great to see a true champion of democracy in Africa get elected, the first African to win FIFA world player of the year. Weah has always been an awesome guy. Maybe he can be an example of hope to other African countries in the-