Please don’t tell Reid that reindeer steaks are delicious.

And so he’s the guy I want to play with, but also against. Or, more apt for this conversation, Wilson is the guy I don’t want to play with or against.

The Special One Percent

2009 Deadspin would be proud of this post. Jeff Garcia mention, rhyming dick with another word, and the phrase eatdatpussy Eagles.

Well she already has a campaign van.

Bridge Over The River High

(Schiano opens dumpster lid)

For the 10,000th time:

Doh!tschland

Don’t worry Los Angeles. You can still cheer for the two NFL teams that you don’t know exist.

Strange, most cons don’t believe in Newton.

It’s the earliest Gusgasm we’ve ever seen.

McNair added: “So, you see, the puppy was like the inmates. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the racist owner - “society” - knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the inmates, my friends, they were planning revolution.”

Did Tom Brady start the KKK with Bedford Forrest while also planning Kristallnacht? Maybe. But you cannot prove that he wasn’t involved.  

Ashland’s uniforms are more offensive than anything I’ll see at a Halloween party.

I went to a college like this for one semester. It is a very creepy existence. I had campus security follow my car 5 miles off campus to bust us for smoking cigarettes in a strip mall parking lot. We were 19.

Fun facts about College of the Ozarks!

Places I have been to/lived in in Latin America people often use terms like “Chino” to describe a latino with more “Asian” features, “Negro” to describe someone with darker skin than other Afro-Caribbean people (negro literally means the color black), etc etc. I dated a Colombian girl with narrow eyes and even her…

Lighter fluid melts steal memes.