LOL if you find yourself wearing fucking Blue Lives Matter underwear, you have to step back and ask what went wrong in your life. My guess is: quite a bit.

Finally! Someone who agrees with me about the royal twins, Meghan and Harry!

No joke. I had a hysterectomy in 2018 and gave all my unopened box of tampons and pads to a shelter. I collected the rest and put them in a bag in the bathroom for anyone visiting me who gets an unexpected visitor of their own.

We’re talking about men who absolutely fall apart at the mere notion of menstruation. This was clearly designed to feed into that. 

Oh gosh!!! Yes, I forgot to mention that glaring detail! He gave his “evidence” back! Lol. Great job being a cop, dude.

He also noticed it “halfway through” drinking it. Lol, if it was in there and taking up that much space, you would feel it with the straw right away.

Also, those kiosks are basically like being on stage. I don’t know how someone would sneak a white dreadlock into a drink with anyone noticing.

If someone showed me this picture, I’d assume that my cat had coughed up a hairball in their coffee. I assume also that a fully soaked tampon would have added a noticeable amount of weight to the cup, no? And last, when I get a frapp, I’m constantly stirring it with my straw to make sure I’m getting all of the…

Waiting for Trump to now tweet about radical cadres of mustachioed socialist baristas. BAD!

Unless it was from a wholesale sized bottle, I don’t see how that would be enough cotton to make this happen. It seems like it’s in one piece and cotton balls/ the cotton in pill bottles pull apart pretty easy. But I could buy it being just plain cotton because of how it looks fibrous on the outside.

I wasn’t familiar with this particular Starbucks so I google mapped it and found a pic showing the counter is very open but the POS system appears to have a swiper on them. But yes there’s the very real possibility that the cop didn’t even give their card to the cashier, hence #4 of my comment. 

Do you even get handed the credit card to swipe? Even before social distancing, every coffee place including Starbucks I’ve ever been to has a thing where you put the card in the reader yourself. I’m not sure the cashier could see the logo on your card without craning way the hell over and looking.

Also, don’t forget that the Starbucks in Targets are. . . completely open. It’s just a counter, sometimes with a seating area off to the side. You can literally stand there and watch them do every single step along the way: take your order, grab the cup, fill it syrup, pull the espresso shot (if you’re getting one, of…

Totally agree. Putting aside the fact that whoever this is clearly has never seen a tampon before or after it has absorbed any liquid....who has the time to even do that? You’re working at the Target Starbucks man.....literally just making the drinks and opening and closing snapchat 400 times until it’s time to go…

In my experience you don’t hand your card over to people at Starbucks anymore (including Target locations) you swipe it yourself. So that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense either unless he was dancing around and flashing his card in their face. 

But—- YOU DON’T HAND YOUR CARD TO ANYONE ANYMORE!!!!

Replying to myself because this kind seems to be a better match. It’s called a “fluff roll”

All Cops Are Baristas

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

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