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I’m getting really tired of the “free speech” argument that Sharon, Piers, Alex Jones and every other shit-bag person leans on when they say something stupid or awful. Just because Piers Morgan is a “journalist” doesn’t mean he can say whatever he wants and not suffer the consequences. He was habitually mean and

Some irish thoughts about the monarchy:

Now let’s visit the rational view for a moment. Person laughs at your post. Forwards it to your boss. Your boss is alarmed that he’s hired someone of such low intellect. That’s not cancel culture. Sounds like that’s on you.

Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew are on national TV spewing a bunch of inaccurate “science” and pushing to reopen when we are nowhere near the end of this pandemic. All of those shit heads had to walk back their interviews because they were called out by the actual science community.

I was once placed in charge of a major technology classroom renovation for a biology department at a small university. I was one of three women in a 15 person department. At the end of the successful renovation, where there was going to be an opening ceremony with the president of the university, I was told by the

That might be true, but it’s not why most of her critics want to tell her to go fuck herself and then slap her unconscious. Fuck her. Fuck her for selling this pseudoscientific and often-fucking-dangerous garbage, fuck her for not using her “platform” and “voice” to fucking actually educate people or turn over the mic

Please stop trying to put Gwyneth in a box!

Man, that January Vogue cover is going to age overnight if she winds up convicted on felony assault charges.

Allow me to correct his statement: “He did not have any intent to face consequences for his actions.”

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it

Nobody is Audrey. Least of all trump spawn. 

ETA: Capri pants were very popular in the 50s, fashion icons like Audrey Hepburn wore them all the time and looked stunning. I suspect Ivanka is trying to look as effortlessly classy and fashionable as Hepburn which frankly fills me with disgust and rage

In these troubled times, it’s uplifting to know we can come together and shit on Nicholas Sparks at a moment’s notice.

The only thing we know about this particular person, based on one sentence, is that she doesn’t think Dessen’s books are good for a required (not for pleasure!) college reading program. She didn’t say anything broader about YA novels, or about whether any author’s works, Dessen’s included, are “worth reading.”  She

Definitely “nisting” or “chulling”.

You obviously don’t know anything about this case. Sorry.

The only thing that a man has to put in to be a father is about a teaspoon’s worth of work. Past that, the bar is pretty much set so low that “not abandoning your family” would cover the rest.

Hoo Boy. The Boomer Signal is flashing above gotham. Get ready to be (at best) sea lioned to death by a legion of Doo-wop loving, hippie to yuppie without hitching a step latent racist #NotAllBoomers.