Exactly! Go to IKEA, buy the Hurgen Bejurgan dining set, and marry up classy Scandwegianish asthetics with fiscal responsibility!

When I moved to New Zealand in 2013 to do my PhD I also worked as a DJ. I saw an interview with Jacinda where she was preparing to DJ at a music festival and I wrote her an email about my experiences (good and bad) with playing for New Zealand crowds. She wrote me back one of the loveliest emails I have ever received…

It’s true.

As someone who grew up in Alabama, I am grateful to Mississippi for being the worst so we didn’t have to take the title.

I like the cut of your jib.

And a silk cravat! I imagine him watching his bourbon roll around his snifter glass as he chuckles to himself.

Someone’s found their match!

You have so much more patience with Captotter’s willful stupidity than I do. 

I’m so glad there was a man there to give you guidance on what us ladies would like to watch.

Hello Lena!

She’s the living answer to the question, “Can money buy good taste?”

Aaaaah! The Corinthian!

Gustavooooo! I’ve missed your column so much. I used to read it when I lived in Ensenada.

Me too and I agree.

Here it is with one of its creators, Ben Goertzel. Nope. Not creepy at all.

Tell home intruders you have “a scorching case of herpes.”

It is when you’re only thinking of yourself and your own feelings. That’s why these guys are always filling their apologies with “I” “me and “my” statements.

I guess it’s the large body of water to the south which my mother refers to as “The Guff.”

No te rindas! I grew up in Birmingham too and I escaped to New Zealand.

This is so true. My family used to go to Panama City every summer and the only “cool” thing I remember was a fast food restaurant with a fish tank that had a old fashioned dive helmet in it and you could put your head in it and be “in” the fish tank. The poor man’s Sea World if you will.