The Kea is the best bird ever and I am so happy they are having their moment this year.

This guy is insufferable. There was another interview with him in Stuff when he first got here and he was just pontificating like everyone should be hanging on his every word. And he kept using the word “patriot.” The first interview they did with him he whipped out his guitar and started playing. His talks are always…

I get fear tears too!

I live in New Zealand and my neighbor has sheep that say “meh” like they’re constantly underwhelmed by everything.

So even the ghosts can’t get kids undivided attention thanks to all this new fangled technology.

I love her reviews they are so damned satisfying.

Or Weinstein’s producing a movie version of her book, “Why sexual assault is always a woman’s fault outside the third world.”

Well, much less than Pablo Escobar but much more than Kevin selling dime bags on the corner so... mid-level?

I need the lap man...so bad! Just on more hit for old time sake!

Jeez. Is “night manager at Denny’s” code for minor drug lord?

Maybe forbidding them to use shiplap and subway tiles on the next home would provide for some good viewing?

It’s interesting that Eve gets the blame when it was the serpent who tempted her to disobey God.

Former Southern Baptist here- I think this comes from the twisted teachings that women are all sexual temptresses and men are always one step away from becoming full blown sex fiends who can’t control themselves.

Exactly. They’re starting to feel the heat.

I think men who make a big deal about this are those who would have acted inappropriately towards women anyway and are sulking because they can’t get away with it anymore. They out themselves by asking stupid questions that start with, “but what if...” or “how do I know if...”and conclude by saying they’re just not…

Not just any Chad, a Chad who swore to boldly Chad as no one had Chadded before.

Ah yes, the 60s and 70s, when the world wasn’t sure if women counted as people or not. Nobody knew.

The paper towels lumberjack used to give me the special feels.

The perp was later convicted of walking up on an officer of the law in the third degree. Charges of criminal sass were subsequently dropped.

I grew up in Birmingham and now live in New Zealand. The distance has helped tremendously in keeping my relationship to family civil.