That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all day!

Lord Quackenbush of Quackenbush manor

When the other set of grandparents became bedridden you just know Joe thought they might be onto a good thing.

Which is pretty sad cause he went to medical school whereas Gwenny just feels the good vibes through her toes in the grass or whatever.

Seriously, with the danger posed to so many hives from colony collapse and the fact that they die after they sting... bish waaaa?

Some of these guys showed up at a funeral wearing floofy hats and sateen capes and a young boy asked his father why the pirates were there.

Amen

You mean Nordic Jesus is a farce!? Waaaaah!

Clearly the man has never heard of the Red Cross.

And the private aircraft ain’t gonna maintain itself.

Id love to see the reaction if a group of guys in Silicon Valley were regularly addressed as gals.

I had a female figure skating coach from New Jersey and she would address her mostly female classes as “yous guys.” I’d say since figure skating is a female dominated sport that’s why most of us didn’t have a problem with it. I can understand it being completely different in tech though.

So “guys night out” is gender neutral?

Awesome story. I remember watching Hairspray on VHS so many times I almost wrecked the tape.

People who say Trump “tells it like it is” are the worst. They’re celebrating the fact that he says racist shit out loud.

Col. Sanders Ronald McBurgerking Forrest at your service ma’am.

I want one that picks up pet hairs off clothes and furniture.

I just broke out in a huge case of secondary embarrassment.

I think his policy development involves barfing up a tweet and then watching what happens.

I’d at least have to give them props for realising that Africa is not a country.