I’m still waiting to hear back from Prince Mobutu to see if the $25,000 I sent him helped his family or not.

Devil’s advocacy is one asshole announcing they’re about to defend another asshole.

It’s a freedom of speech vortex. You protest something, they protest you but you better not protest them by using you FOS or they will sue your pants off.

If it looks like a turd and smells like a turd, it’s probably Gavin McInnes.

You mean groping isn’t a type of currency?

“It follows four girls—Maxine, Judy, Pagan, and Kate—from the world of girl’s boarding school in Gstaad to the heights of early ’80s career woman success.”

She sells heart and she sells meat...

My Dark Star and Stay Together are my faves but I do love the chorus from Duchess, “oh she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans...”

These are the same people who make reference to some supposed biblical rule about marriage being between one man and one woman.

Yes! My mom was vaccinated, I was vaccinated and my now 19-year old was vaccinated. We all had to prove this to register for school. All these folks are making claims about the children of today having problems when two generations have had exposure to vaccines without us all becoming autistic. How does this work?

Suede, Pulp, Blur and Elastica were the soundtrack of my life in the mid to late 90s.

I was thinking I would love to read this and feeling a little twinge of nostalgia.

I read this blog too and she was so laid back but she would talk about how she’d take the kid’s to Elon’s and he’d complain about them wanting their toys. Just a total dick.

Pot critiques kettle’s roundness

This is an intriguing theory but can anyone truly capture the authenticity of Morrissey’s misery?

Milli Vanilli performing their hit song “Blame it on Pyongyang”

The UK and US have an extradition agreement.

My grandparents lived in Orlando so we went to Disney parks all the time. I loved the 20,000 Leagues ride and don’t care for the update.

All through the Yucatan Peninsula, in Belize, Honduras and El Salvador people still speak Maya fluently. There are an estimated 7 million Maya living in those regions.

Crushing 6 inch high Stone Henge monuments with dwarves perhaps?