dorothyparkour
dorothyparkour
dorothyparkour

Dear eight pound, six ounce newborn baby Jesus...

Funny you should say that, his maternal grandfather was actually a Wentworth. Wentworth Darlingbottom, heir to the Darlingbottom bum cream fortune.

Front row L to R: Chad Chaddington, Chase Chaseworthy III.

Oh man, I loved that story so much. One person referred to it as “The Christ of Alpha Centauri.”

Shouldn’t the title be “Belgian King” or “King of Belgium?”

WebMD taught me whatever the symptoms, the diagnosis is inevitably cancer.

Me too! I love Sophia’s films but this sounds like some internalised misogyny.

Happy feels are here again.

Me too!

I was just thinking the other day how the rap bit on Rebecca Black’s gawd awful song “Friday” was the only redeeming quality.

This was so bad.

Or we could stop punishing women who carry the main burden of rearing children by paying them an equal wage to their male counterparts and start providing affordable childcare so they can have the means to support themselves and their children.

I was having a conversation with my uncle who said he didn’t think the flag was racist and can remember many of his neighbors having them. I asked how many of those neighbors were black and he said not one. I said exactly. I grew up in Birmingham and the only folks who wave those things around are (mostly tubby) white

I liked it because no one knew about the other person and they worked together to get something done and were then able to like each other as people. I get that there is a commercial reason for the ad but if you can meet someone and have a positive interaction then maybe, just maybe you can get through to them and

As a woman who was formerly in the Army and Coast Guard I am so happy to hear this. I hope more women service members are able to say the same because it means the gross shit I had to put up with while I was in is becoming rare.

I’m the same. I have a pillow stuffed with lavender. I don’t claim it cures cancer or re-aligns my chakras but it sure smells nice when I’m drifting off to sleep

Dear Faith,

Tiny pee pee, hurt fee fee

Thereputation of the University is now bound to take a hit because they’ve made it clear to potential and current students that sexual harassment will be tolerated and handled in one of the most inept and offensive ways possible (complete with the ol’ “ruin his career” chestnut.)

True. Some close friends are from Tamil Nadu and they’ve made a great life for themselves in California through this visa and working in tech.