Adulthood: when you wish you were a child so you could eat all the frosting without sinking into a pit of self-loathing.

The real loser to both of those is being a teenager.

Oh man. I love Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding, but their comedic styles are just so different that I genuinely don’t know if they’d work together. Noel’s style is basically “irreverant comedic weirdo” and Sandi’s basically the female Stephen Fry (which is why she’s so great as the new host of QI). They banter…

Did I get drunk and type xojane?

I guess it makes sense that their show cycles would line up.

Can i nitpick how Dawn’s arrival was actually being set up in season 4? All of those dreams with Faith that she had, were about Dawn. The sister that Faith could never be.

Jason Chaffetz is only doing this because Donald Trump promised to give him a silver left hand.

See, all I read here is that Chris Evans is single again. Sorry not sorry.

I have a Lhasa Apso who can’t go a day without checking in with her agent. And if she asks for another hundred bucks for head shots and grooming. Bitch, please...

News flash: cheese is not vegan.

Complete with tribal tattoos! What tribe are you apart of Chad????

Hahaha!

PAD THAI WITH A SIDE OF ABORTION

apbortion, disrupting the abortion provider community. My VC pitch is tomorrow.

Pill DeBlasio*

CORRUPT BILL DEBLASIO OPERATES ABORTION STORES CONNECTED TO PIZZAGATE

You might have to wait a day or two to find out, as conservatives are currently busy raging about a non-existent Muslim war on Peppa Pig: