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A cold shudder just went down Mike Spence’s spine. “Dammit, how do we get an ultrasound in there first before those tramps take their whore pills??”

I’m a wizard, Barry.

they both kinda look like deep sea fish that surfaced too fast

Counterargument:

He seems like the type of guy who doesn’t have friends

How many people do you think looked at this and didn’t notice the typo at all?

Ben Carson’s house

Poverbs ftw

I still can’t figure out why whoever designed and carved this Capitalized Everything In The Jaden Smith Style but didn’t capitalize “poverbs.”

If I made a typo on some shit in my house I certainly wouldn’t invite someone to take a picture and publish it. Sad!

And because it’s “Poverbs,” it’s not considered religious.

Just in case, petition the Electoral College as well, 4.5 million + and counting: https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=26213369&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Here’s something you can do to help. The Department of Justice is tallying phone calls regarding those who want the 2016 Vote audited. A shift of just 55,000 Trump votes to Hillary in Pennsylvania,Michigan and Wisconsin is all that is Needed to Win.

Sign the petition for an audit of the election:

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

I seem to recall Obama having multiple town halls to discuss healthcare reform, and every time he was stonewalled. I also seem to recall Obama backing down on things like repealing tax cuts in order to try meet congressional Republicans halfway. In fact, my largest criticism of him is that he tried too hard to be…

The irony. FUCKING CHRIST.