Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

Yeah, and who do they have to show this “investigation” to, exactly? The state justice department? The state AG?  I don’t get it.

It’s all the horcruxes she’s making...

That sure was an abrupt transition to soliciting prostitution. “Hmmm....I just did all my yard work yesterday so no help needed there maybe u want to blow me tho?”

At this point, Russian connections are to the GOP what secret Cylons are to Battlestar Galactica...

I swear that when David did his “fake” British accent (and his rational counterpart teased him about it), he was imitating Patrick Stewart.

Did you catch David doing a Patrick Stewart impersonation in the classroom? That was awesome.

I’m absolutely phobic about sharks, but humanity deserves nothing less. Bring on our toothy overlords.

This is an excellent point. I cannot decide if she is the kind of person who was served mac n cheese with a mouse tail (screaming allowable) or complaining about her toast not being evenly toasted all over.

The first thing I thought was not only does it just suck for the server that he didn’t make anything on the table, but he’s also going to have to tip out the bar for that $83 of drinks, so he lost money serving her.

I really don’t think we can take this crazy asshole’s word for it. And even if she did send food back five times (was it all the same dish or various stuff on the table), we definitely should be a bit credulous that there was anything wrong with it, because she seems horrible.

No, her getting comped for her food probably means the manager wanted to shut her up and get her the fuck out of the restaurant.

Her lack of detail as to why and how the food was sooooooooo terrible even after multiple chances to explain her damn self says to me she’s a fucking asshole. Also: she didn’t tip the…

When people rage post like that to solicit online sympathy/internet pile-on it strikes me that possibly there’s an issue with the customer and not the restaurant. As an ex-server, I will always take the server’s side until provided proof otherwise. Yes, there are bad wait staff and management out there for sure, but…

She sounds like a difficult and terrible customer.

But there are no details aside from needing to return food 5 times. Was the food too cold? Too hot? Meat, when it should be vegetarian? Hair in the soup? Were there cockroaches? Too much sun shining through the window and blinding her? Why is the manager terrible? Did he punch her? Was the bathroom dirty? Did the…

It is Cholula. But it should have been Tapatio.

excuse me, that’s Cholula.