Can we actually force candidates to pass a test on government and national history/geography? It really shouldn’t be too controversial for someone who wants to run the country....

Don’t you just love it when the rich Ritchie Ritchersons play-act at being of median income?

Dinner’s not ready? You have a bazillion dollars and you expect your wife-y to be the one preparing the meals?

I’m a therapist, and I’ve worked with a few women who had abortions while seeing me.

This! I’m pretty sure most women start considering the decision every time a period is a few days late.

Can we please end this shit?

I’ve been certain since age seven that I don’t want to be a mother. So color me surprised.

I have considered tacking PoliSci onto my in-progress History major for this exact reason. Maybe I’ll work it out in grad school.

As a historian I think about that a lot. I ponder the grad student doing quantitative analysis of Trump tweets, and qualitative analysis of Trump nicknames.

Dream dinner party guest: Doris Kearns Goodwin

this election is a dank meme. i never understood them until now.

Literally the worst of all possible worlds.

Yup, she’s is every woman trying to dodge a gross old man trying to fondle/kiss/grope/caress her.

Similarly, do creepy pastors count?

Raise that hand right up.

“When Donald Trump asks us to Make America Great Again, he’s not suggesting a return to the past. He’s running to lead us back to that bright future.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

“trumpster fire . . .”

I can’t believe I’m living through this.

I’m intentionally avoiding playing the actual recording, so I never ever ever have to hear Trump’s voice saying any of those words. I don’t need that saved somewhere in a corner of my brain to rot away. Enough to know he said this stuff at all.