Is that the worst body metaphor ever?

He’s shameless.

This was way back in elementary school, so I don’t remember many of the details. The thing that really made everything confusing was that the circus was in town at the time, too, so a lot of people were saying that it was a circus lion that was loose.

We’re too scared of getting shot to organize

We had bomb threats that were always pranks. One summer someone broke into the elementary school during camp in order to get to one of the counselors. I believe that he shot a window.

Quite the opposite. Gun nuts see these shootings as justifying a need for more guns.

Well, at least you got something out of the situation. Resourceful kid.

It’s because we have the collective attention span of gnats.

Gun violence was higher 25 years ago, yes. But that’s ALL gun violence. The ebbing of violent crime across the board has brought that down a lot, thank goodness.

My high school had so many bomb threats during my freshman year, that the administration stopped evacuating us, unless there was some sort of indication that it actually wasn’t a hoax, because they would have to extend the school year if they kept ending the school day early. And then there was the time during 11th…

Or even The Nuclear, if it’s a bad day.

They better watch, or that ten-yr-old kid of his and the 400lb bedridden man will set The Cyber on their print asses.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

OMG!!! I can’t stop laughing !!!

Can you fix your article title please? How about “YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW ARTSY PIZZA LOOKS IN PREDATOR-VISION”

This is the only thing I’ve replied to and I am dead for you.

Oh good lord. I found (and watched...ugh, being a kid is weird) my dad’s porn (which was on Beta and was shoved in a file cabinet titled “Skin Flick”) but never saw him watching it. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

It does.

I dealt with knowledge similar to this. The TV was next to my room. I could hear it. That’s gotta be a form of abuse, right?

THAT WAS THE MOVIE?!