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Dorothy E. Smurf
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I had a friend who told me her period started while she was spending a night in jail. She asked for a pad and was refused, even though blood was running down her legs. She was only in jail the one night, and was able to get cleaned up the next day, but still. This was Winnipeg circa 1990 and she was white, if that

I remember that episode of Buffy!

I only clicked because that annoying site doesn’t put the headline in the url. It should be illegal to put a non-informative description on a link that doesn’t have a self-explanatory url when you mouse over it.

Bran trippin.

coconut oil is so much better for you tho

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Yeah. It’s this weird combination of a terrified expression while strutting confidently cuz she thinks she’s fabulous.

They’ve got the hottest fashions

it’s a tough job landscape, even for PhDs...

I’m proud to say that I didn’t immediately think Dr Orchid was a man, although how much of it was influenced by the knowledge that they all have kinda campy names and Orchid seems feminine, I don’t know.

me neither

Told you to suck his dick and hates Sam Biddle? Dear god, I think 4chan has become sentient and is calling you, Anna. This sounds like one of those bad horror movies recently about social media murdering people.

Very mercurial

He just needed to get through midterms, man.

This list is a grim portrait of poverty in America. Can’t feel anything but pity for these people.

One time my university made all campus buses reserve the front seats in respect to Rosa Parks on the anniversary of that day, so they put a cardboard cuttout of her on those seats. So I get on the bus, which is pretty crowded, and a black student behind me was like “this is bullshit, i still have to go sit in the back

I...can’t even begin to list all the ways that list is wrong. So wrong.

According to the illustrations in my grandmother’s old bible paradise was full of unicorns, not a dinosaur in sight. Does that mean the dinosaurs went extinct because they were killed by the unicorns? Or was it the other was around? What happened to the unicorns? ಠ_ರೃ