Oh my god they would LOVE the creationist history museum

And thier most trusted (made up) news source is Fox News, right?

For what it’s worth, one ex-creationist tells me he is mortified the most about how smug he was the whole time he was being a creationist.

Oh gods, I am so sorry about that. People can be the worst, some family equally so.

Hate watch all of this with a bottle of wine. It cures all creationist ills.

There’s a special place in hell for intellectually capable but intellectually dishonest men who prey on intellectual laziness. Well, of course there’s not, but I stand by the sentiment.

The Bible would be much cooler with more dinosaurs.

I don't believe in carbon dating? I...what on earth did you say after that?

I think this lawyer Phillip Johnson https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_E… might be the source of that tidy analogy you mentioned. I read, and for a time believed Johnson’s arguments when I was a young adult. He really is the architect of the Intelligent Design school of thought. But I am a Scientist and I gave up…

*People can be wrong without being awful about it

My brother in law once smugly explained to me that single cell organisms evolving into modern man was as statistically likely as a hurricane going through a junk yard and randomly assembling a fighter jet.

Every single time I see a picture of this face, a quiet little voice inside me goes “ugh, shut the fuck up.”

Shit, I didn’t even think about making that joke.

I hated hipsters before it was cool to hate hipsters.

I’m 48. I’m drinking tonight because clearly I have nothing to lose, having outlived all possible expectations.

I just have to breathe and smile at the thought that the current twenty year olds will get to be 35, 45, and will get the same shit from their juniors.

She's 33. I'm a little terrified now that you called that middle aged.

Actually, his character in Young Guns(and Young Guns 2), Chavez y Chavez, is half Mexican and half-Native American.

i actually did start crying, because she (SHE) started saying “when women hit thirty...”, “metabolism just slows down”, and my favorite “this just happens” and then she told me not to cry because it was a part of life. never have i felt more helpless and humiliated.