Firstly, FAB! name! Now I have Tig & Taylor D in my head :)

She reminds me more of Katie Findley.

I assume the protagonist just prays for the murderer to reveal himself and then when he does you don’t lock him up because he said Jesus already forgave him.

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts…

SHAKING BAD

Polaroids. For the mouth part of your face.

“Slurry” is simultaneously one of my favorite and least-favorite words of all time. Thank you for using it in this context.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

Goddamn it LOGAN!

yes - a helicopter tour.

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

Right because the regular coping mechanisms like sports or bitching to your friends over a beer or therapy are so closed to men. Nothing is stopping these guys from dealing with commonplace rejection or stress in manner that doesn’t involve murder, except the delusions they have about what they deserve from this life.

I only put fresh butter I’ve churned from my cows in my coffee. The other butters have so much bad energy in them from the factory farms it makes the drink sour.

But have they cured cancer with that mixture of peppers, lemon juice, and garlic? Because if not, I am not impressed.

I’ll trade you some wine glasses for some champange flutes. I have like 36 wine glasses and 2 champagne glasses i got for free.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

It’s easier to get warm when you’re cold than it is to cool down when you’re hot. Layer up, I guess. At least you have the option to acclimate easily.

You and me both.

I totally thought this was gonna be about men cranking up the a/c in a concerted effort to get the ladies’ collective nipples hard.

Shut the fuck up.