The bear and I are one.

I was scrolling down to see if someone brought her up! Yay!

PUPPIES PLAYING TIGERS. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA.

CAN I HAZ

Great list. Needs more of the Honorable Phryne Fisher, though (first two seasons currently on U.S. Netflix).

This is a shark on rollerblades.

The Dubsmash Civil War continues, with a surprise!

From Pachinko balls to Paintings. I guess Yoko is working through the “P”s. I haven’t done a single thing she suggested yet, but if she gets to “Pulled Pork” I might be in.

I have an anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-vaccine friend. She had the nerve to make a Facebook post about how unconstitutional she found this law, because vaccination should be a personal choice. It took all I had not to type “roflmao"

Same! I’m not willing to read more Franzen to justify my love of other people shitting on his pompous, terrible writing.

Republicans seem to have even less understanding of irony than Alanis Morrissette.

Like Franzen’s Franzenity just destroys everyone and everything it touches? I can buy that. I used to be a bright-eyed, hopeful young woman who believed in the future of American literature. There was a spring in my step and a rosy glow of optimism illuminating my youthful visage. Then I read Freedom. Now my heart is…

ugh, fuck Freedom. I really tried with that book, partially because some dumb dude tried to “revoke my English major cred” for not having read it, but it’s just TERRIBLE.

This movie looks like it has all the subtlety of a Franzen novel.

Fake StockDoc is only slightly realer than fake Kinja doctor, I’d say.

approval for boys didn’t come until 2009, and it wasn’t added to the list of vaccines for boys until 20011.”

Between sips of his Mimosa, Eisenberg’s eyes widened. He waved for his personal masseuse to stay her hand. It was then that he realized the many ways his penthouse suite at ComicCon was not unlike the attic of the Anne Frank House.

I actually laughed. No location scout is going to those places. This is just some dick-measuring bullshit line he is spouting for his mouth breathing fanbase.