I remember being on a bus with my middle school soccer team when some dude exposed himself, probably intentionally to the bus full of schoolgirls, and started going to town. Many of the other girls gathered around the windows to gawk down into his SUV. He apparently wasn’t having much trouble, though I wasn’t really…

This happened in my area too. They eventually caught the guy who happened to be employeed at the same company as myself. I never met him, it’s a large company, but he worked from home and he used to IM random women, myself included just to talk because he got lonely working at home by himself. I mostly ignored him but…

Mysterious and hilarious ways

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

I originally read “pubic indiscretions”...

FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

She's just perfect and brainy and so on it. Kylie Jenner quickly faded into nothing upon reading these words.

This needs more stars.

Well, let me know if you end up getting started soon and are interested in some collaboration/feedback on the essays! I do think it’ll help, writing a bunch of essays with no input or discussion makes me feel like I’m too much in my own head and missing the opportunity to improve much.

Yes, if A cannot develop into B, it must be C. That’s totally sensible.

All my animal charges would be tubs of butter in like, a week.

I was dying at the end when she wouldn't let go. Oh my god, that is cuteness overload.

Is it free from dihydrogen monoxide? The threat is real y’all. EVERYBODY who consumes it dies.

Who discriminates when selling their house? I’m selling to the highest bidder. Period.

We’ll have to teach this song in schools.

This song is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard. Adding: I wish they hadn’t included the feared female leader, which undermines the message of the song by suggesting their feminism was coerced.

Thank you, Jezebel, for making me hate a 10 year old I don’t even know.