This at once both makes me feel glad that I decided against becoming a social worker and sad that I chose to not become a social worker.

Ha! This made me snort.

That line made me shudder. Though to be fair, anytime I read the word “speculum” I shudder.

I honest to god think I should get a million dollars for every time I was kind enough to swallow a man’s semen.

elijah’s white foamy mouth makes this way grosser

Yeah, but you can actually afford to go on family vacation if you only have one kid.

That last paragraph makes it sound like while CA has a law like this on the books, it hasn’t been implemented (yet? ever?).

I recently got an implant. Does anyone need my old case?

Columba aborta domestica

I really, really, really, really, really wish you could see who starred a comment that isn’t your own.

What I’d love is knowing who degreyed it.

I have never loved anything as much as I love this comment.

“silly americans, drones are for killing brown people not amorphous cellular blobs!”

It’s been years since I saw the show, but I would think a more “Desi outfit” would be something he would wear to his club?

FOR REAL. There is literally no logical, non-racist reason for this.

kind of makes “eat fresh” a really sketchy slogan...

That’s an overly simplistic view of things. I mean, the documents were classified because they were the result of illegal activity, and his act was only a crime because they were classified. I fail to see how that’s not relevant to how we judge his actions. Let’s not pretend that our history as a country doesn’t stand…

She’s noticed the existence of people who aren’t skinny. You can’t hate someone without knowing they exist.

Circle, Circle

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.