IF SHE’D JUST DONE A JUICE CLEANSE, SHE’D BE ALIVE TODAY.

I'm just confused because the kid looks like he's 8.

Saw this today and thought people should be informed.

the comments on this thread are all solid. excellent jokes all around. give yourselves a pat on the back.

All of this bullshit comes from our general population’s scientific illiteracy. It’s scary how little students are expected to know about biology and medicine by the time they graduate high school. Most are totally incapable of comprehending how vaccines work. At the end of the year, I devoted two entire lessons to…

It’s obvious that kid is bursting with toxins, catface. You’re probably a shill for Big Vaccine.

“It hit my wife and knocked her over, and punched my daughter,” Dirk Frickman recalled.”

I was on a flight once and the flight attendant was handing out full cans of pop to people and just before we landed, she gets on the speaker and says, “As most of you figured out, today was my last day. I hope you enjoyed the full cans of soda and the three bags of snacks!” And the plane gave her a standing ovation.

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

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And even then, I wish there was a way to get the free mini sundae or cake slice without the singing.

I believe that that is indeed the sincerest (and most appropriate) corporate response to any customer complaint, ever.

That seemed like a legitimate and reasonable response to a terrible mistake.

The fact that I don’t understand what is even happening with that is ruining my day.

If you’re taking a New Yorker’s advice on Mexican food, you deserve a mouthful of mealy green peas.

lol Those foot pads were hilarious. It was just a chemical reaction with your perspiration that made them turn colors.

And I thought this day was going to be dull.

i’m just getting the feeling that they aren’t nice people

Seems like a reasonable group. I’m glad we’re taking a passive approach.

cool it with the harsh language dude