“Do your parents know you gals are here”

“...Stair has since deleted his Facebook account...”

AT LEAST ROSE PETAL LADY WAS GLORIOUS LIKE A WOODLAND NYMPH!!!

Holy fuck, I am seriously dying. That is amazing. I hope whoever did that gets a raise.

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

Seriously, it’s only there if you want to see it. Today someone put up a picture a kid had drawn of a ‘guitar’ that I thought looked like a lit candle and everyone else thought looked like a penis. They kept giggling, but I mainly saw candle.

i don’t care what anyone says THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

For real...covering it in flowers is just gonna turn an innocuous crease into some Anne Geddes shit

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

Yes. It’s easy.

If you get an accidental teddy bear vagina cake to enliven your christening, you have been given a GIFT! A gift! Write them a nice thank you note and chill.

The phrase “vaginal crease" is more awkward than that cake will ever be.

Never apologize for this. Never.

No you’re not. And you shouldn’t be.

I downloaded this so fast my thumb broke.

You’ll know if your food is not right after the first bite. It’s cold, it’s burnt, it’s over-cooked, it’s under-cooked, whatever. I need to know right away if it’s ok so I can make it ok if it’s not. It also makes the other people in your party uncomfortable for them to be eating while you sit there with a bad plate…

I swear there was a huge uptick when the schools got out. Call me old fashioned but I used to spend my summer vacations trying to make out with people, eating popsicles and throwing rocks in lakes. KIDS THESE DAYS

The trolls have certainly shown up in force to this article already. Ugh. Fuck them, and fuck lazy thiefs like Zak Arctander, Richard Prince, and so many others.