Well, we post a lot of cat gifs. But I guess you wouldn’t like that any better.

I feel sorry for the poor bastards. Wanting to work in film should not require potentially being filmed during your execution :/

Well that’s depressing.

Planet Hollywood jacket over Ed Hardy t-shirt, it's like a Russian nesting doll of sadness.

WELL THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT HAS GREAT TASTE

Taking this opportunity to reestablish that I 100% would smash.

It didn’t have to be gender-differentiated. All they had to do to take advantage of the “no sports” thing was release a list of sports movies available, or a list of movies for couples to enjoy together. It didn’t have to be “here’s what to tell your dumb girlfriend.”

Other fun things to do on No Sports Day, ranked: 1. Diddle yourself to orgasmic bliss while driving around town in your car. 2. See # 1.

I remember being on a bus with my middle school soccer team when some dude exposed himself, probably intentionally to the bus full of schoolgirls, and started going to town. Many of the other girls gathered around the windows to gawk down into his SUV. He apparently wasn’t having much trouble, though I wasn’t really…

This happened in my area too. They eventually caught the guy who happened to be employeed at the same company as myself. I never met him, it’s a large company, but he worked from home and he used to IM random women, myself included just to talk because he got lonely working at home by himself. I mostly ignored him but…

Mysterious and hilarious ways

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

I originally read “pubic indiscretions”...

FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING

She's just perfect and brainy and so on it. Kylie Jenner quickly faded into nothing upon reading these words.

This needs more stars.

Well, let me know if you end up getting started soon and are interested in some collaboration/feedback on the essays! I do think it’ll help, writing a bunch of essays with no input or discussion makes me feel like I’m too much in my own head and missing the opportunity to improve much.

Yes, if A cannot develop into B, it must be C. That’s totally sensible.