What I’d love is knowing who degreyed it.

“silly americans, drones are for killing brown people not amorphous cellular blobs!”

It’s been years since I saw the show, but I would think a more “Desi outfit” would be something he would wear to his club?

FOR REAL. There is literally no logical, non-racist reason for this.

kind of makes “eat fresh” a really sketchy slogan...

That’s an overly simplistic view of things. I mean, the documents were classified because they were the result of illegal activity, and his act was only a crime because they were classified. I fail to see how that’s not relevant to how we judge his actions. Let’s not pretend that our history as a country doesn’t stand…

She’s noticed the existence of people who aren’t skinny. You can’t hate someone without knowing they exist.

Circle, Circle

I was not happy when one of my favorite restaurants doorman asked me to be sure and rate them on Yelp when I got home. Do not solicit reviews, it is tacky.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

IF SHE’D JUST DONE A JUICE CLEANSE, SHE’D BE ALIVE TODAY.

I'm just confused because the kid looks like he's 8.

Saw this today and thought people should be informed.

the comments on this thread are all solid. excellent jokes all around. give yourselves a pat on the back.

All of this bullshit comes from our general population’s scientific illiteracy. It’s scary how little students are expected to know about biology and medicine by the time they graduate high school. Most are totally incapable of comprehending how vaccines work. At the end of the year, I devoted two entire lessons to…

It’s obvious that kid is bursting with toxins, catface. You’re probably a shill for Big Vaccine.

“It hit my wife and knocked her over, and punched my daughter,” Dirk Frickman recalled.”

I was on a flight once and the flight attendant was handing out full cans of pop to people and just before we landed, she gets on the speaker and says, “As most of you figured out, today was my last day. I hope you enjoyed the full cans of soda and the three bags of snacks!” And the plane gave her a standing ovation.

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

And even then, I wish there was a way to get the free mini sundae or cake slice without the singing.